
The tagline says it all. Mae West and W.C. Fields were a comedy dream team. I can't think of another movie that starred two such completely unique powerhouse comics. Neither was an actor, they were both performers and they were both 100% original. Their images and personas were so iconic that they fit into nearly any time era, the 1920s or 30s, the naughty nineties, or the Old West as they are in this movie. Their comedy was so far ahead of its time that, in the right setting, I could see both of them still being successful today.
The plot is utterly silly and hasn't aged at all well. In fact it was dusty when the picture was released. West is Flower Belle Lee, a woman run out of Little Bend for having an illicit tryst with a local criminal known as the Masked Bandit. On the train she meets Fields as Cuthbert J. Twillie. He immediately gets the hots for her and she gets the hots for the stack of money in his carpetbag. She gets an acquaintance to pretend to marry them so she can become a "respectable" woman. When the "preacher" asks her if she understands the requirements of marriage, West replies, "I've got a pretty good idea."
The train they're on gets attacked by Indians and West makes like a superhero. Shooting with a gun in each hand she calmly goes about picking off Indians. Meanwhile Fields is a bumbling coward. They arrive in Greasewood City and Fields winds up being made sheriff, while West, among other things, teaches a classroom full of young boys some arithmetic. On addition she says, "Two and two are four and five'll get you ten if you know how to work it." On subtracting, "If you meet a man with 100 dollars and leave him with 2, that's subtraction."
Fields is every bit as immoral as she. His motto is, "If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for." When a man asks him if the card game he is playing is a game of chance, he replies, "Not the way I play it, no." When they arrive in Greasewood City and check into a hotel Fields tells West, "Come, my fox, my flower! I have some very definite pear-shaped ideas that I'd like to discuss with thee." But his funniest moment is a story he tells about his bartending days on lower Broadway. He and this other bartender got into a fight with a very large woman. Fields says, "I jumped over the bar and knocked her down." The other bartender says, "No you didn't. I'm the one that knocked her down." Then Fields says, "Oh yeah, but I'm the one who started kicking her."
As for West another of her best lines is when she is in court and the judge asks her if she's trying to show contempt. She answers, "No, your honor, I'm doin' my best to hide it." The movie plays like a great tennis match. These two pros just keep lobbing the jokes back and forth over the net seeing who will run out of laughs first. They wrote the screenplay together and it really is more of a routine than a movie. But it sure is funny.
I have to mention that Margaret Hamilton plays (what else) an old busybody. This was the year after The Wizard of Oz and her character dresses and acts just like Miss Gulch.
The ending is cute. Each of the great stars says a line made famous by the other. Fields says to West, "Why don't you come up and see me sometime?" And she replies, "Yeah, I'll do that, my little chickadee."


















