
If The Road was too slow paced for you and Zombieland not serious enough, than Stake Land might be the movie for you. It's a low budget post-apocalyptic road picture that packs a lot of action and scares into a low key package. I've always been a sucker for a good end of the world story and Stake Land is a good one.
The story is set at some unknown time in the near future. An unexplained epidemic of vampirism has swept across the earth and mankind is reduced to pockets of survivors. Martin is a teenage boy whose parents were killed by a vampire, but was rescued himself by the enigmatic vampire hunter known simply as Mister. The two of them travel north across America, heading to New Eden, a supposedly vampire free place in Canada.
Along their journey they must deal with not only the blood-sucking undead, but also a religious cult known as the Brotherhood that has grown up around the idea that the plague is part of god's plan for humanity. Mister draws the ire of the Brotherhood when he kills two of their members after they've raped a nun played by Kelly McGillis. Compared to the twisted values of the Brotherhood, the vampires seem better. At least all they're after is a good meal.
The action is quite good. There are several good battles between Mister, Martin and the vampires. Mister is a rough and tumble vampire hunter of the old school variety. There's nothing sexy or glamorous about him. In another world he might be a bartender in a dive bar or a member of a motorcycle gang. He's definitely the person you want on your side in a fight though. At several points young Martin is told or asked if he wouldn't rather stay in one of the remaining towns they stumble across, but he wisely knows that he's far safer in Mister's company than in any town, no matter how well defended.
Equally unglamorous are the vampires themselves. They aren't the fancy pants pussy version that cause tween girls to get moist. They're mindless, ravening monsters who just want to tear your flesh apart and suck out your blood. A particularly disturbing moment involving a vampire and a baby, takes place at the beginning of the film and sets the tone for what it is to come later.
The mood and setting is quite grey and somber and it fits the story quite nicely. There's nothing snarky or self-referential about it. It takes the situation quite seriously and so will the audience.
If I had to point out any weakness, it's probably in the dialogue, which at times sounds a bit awkward and forced. Several time the characters spout lines that might sound good in a sound bite in a movie trailer, but isn't at all the way real people speak. This is a minor quibble though as the dialogue is kept to a minimum anyway.
The filmmakers deserve a lot of praise for making such a good film with such a low budget and a relatively unknown (but talented) cast and making it feel quite big and very entertaining. If, like me, you enjoy a good end of the world story, then don't miss this one.


















