
The first time I saw Barbarella, I could not decide if it was an intended comedy or just an extremely bad movie. Upon a second viewing, I can say without a doubt that it is both. I laughed and groaned often and sometimes at the same time.
Barbarella starts with a great opening scene. Someone in a space suit, in zero gravity, starts to undress. Every loss of clothing reveals an attractive female body part until every item is taken off and we see Jane Fonda in the all together. Unlike the version I first saw, whose credits covered Fonda's nipples, this version allowed for her nudity to be fully exploited.
Just as I was admiring Fonda's attractive young form, she reminded me that she was just a few short years away from becoming Hanoi Jane. The President of Earth pops up on a screen and tells Barbarella that he has an assignment for her to go to a planet and find a professor Durand Durand, who has invented a weapon, to which Barbarella asks, "Why would anyone want to invent a weapon?...I mean, the universe has been pacified for centuries." The President says he is not sure how pacified the people of that planet are. To which Barbarella asks, "You mean they could still be living in a primitive state of neurotic irresponsibility?"
Barbarella soon crash lands onto a frozen region of the planet and starts meeting a series of people who either want to have sex with her or kill her. Her first lover is a man who wears a fur suit and accepts sex from her as a thank you for rescuing her from some evil dolls. He pulls his suit off to reveal his chest is nearly as hairy as his suit. Barbarella expects making love to be done with a pill and by touching hands. He introduces Barbarella to the old fashioned way.
She next meets a blind angel named Pygar, who has lost the will to fly. He lives in a labyrinth populated with drugged people and topless women. Needing to get into a guarded city to find Durand Durand, Barbarella has sex with Pygar and restores his will to fly. Pygar carries Barbarella into the city as she shoots the guards with her mini missile projector. I guess she does have a need for a weapon after all.
Once in the city, Barbarella immediately runs into men and a woman who want to have sex with her. This includes hand/pill sex with a man who saves her from another ridiculous situation. The population of the city seem just as drugged as the people of the labyrinth, and more horny. The film climaxes with Barbarella being put into a machine that pleasures a person to death. Barbarella however, has a great capacity for physical pleasure.
Fonda is given some odd, yet memorable lines. "What's that screaming? A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming..." She says with a straight face. When she attempts to save a tied up Pygar, she grabs the Evil Tyrant and says, "De-crucify him or I'll melt your face!" Several lines make for great sexual innuendo. Speaking of her exhausted weapon, Barbarella says to Pygar, "My energy box is completely dead." After destroying the pleasure machine Durand Durand says to Barbarella, "You have undone me. The energy cables are shrinking."
Barbarella is a pseudo sexual psychedelic fashion show. Try to count how many times Fonda changes costumes. The sets are visually fantastic yet annoyingly amateur. The soundtrack is both pop fluff and 60s funk. I imagine the film makers came up with this movie while tripping on LSD and reading a playboy magazine by light provided from a lava lamp.


















