
The first thing to note about Beowulf is that it is an animated movie with movie stars. That is to say that actual actors have been digitalized. At first I wondered why they bothered, but once you see all of the action scenes, not to mention the nudity, you realize that it was the most logical approach.
This ancient tale begins in a Danish kingdom where a king is hosting a raucous gathering of his men and women. The noise they create in their drunken revelry annoys Grendel, a demon living in the near by mountains. It annoys him so much that he busts into the mead hall and goes about brutally killing everyone in sight. Only when the King faces him does he stop his assault and return to his lair.
The King then makes an offer of half his treasury to any man who can kill Grendel. Beowulf answers the call. After flirting with the queen, Beowulf, for some reason, gets completely naked and commands his men to sing loudly. Grendel shows up and the bare ass hero goes mano-a-mano with the deformed demon. Grendel however, is not the real danger in the movie. It is Grendel's mother, played by Jolie who prefers to be sans clothing as well.
Without giving it all away, Beowulf is in essence a soap opera with special effects. There is sex, lies and betrayal. The final moral being that man is weak when it comes to wealth, glory and sex.
The animation is amazing. The dragon fight scene is particularly exciting. However, the animation is hardly even worth mentioning anymore. Any new video game is as realistic as what you will see here. The best accomplishment it makes is that after only a few seconds of adjusting to the animated actors, I forgot all about them not being completely real.


















